I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
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He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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