i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
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I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
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I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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