I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
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The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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