the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
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I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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