I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
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A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
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HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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