he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
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Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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