remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
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Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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