I'm going to jail i love you
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
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I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
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Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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