Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
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How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
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Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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