you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
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you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
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Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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