So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
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I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
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Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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