is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
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i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
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This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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