That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
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Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
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If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
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I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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