So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
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His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
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Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
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