DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
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Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
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Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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