I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
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Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
tell me about the fingering
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