dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
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DIN'T JUSGE NE.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
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i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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