What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
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blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
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We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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