I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
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The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I want a musical about memes.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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