After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
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Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
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I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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