I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
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I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
should my penis look like a turkey
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
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I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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