Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
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He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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