His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
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i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
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He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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