cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
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Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
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You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
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