if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
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She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
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Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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