i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
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He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
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you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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