dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
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this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
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I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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