I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
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I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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