someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
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It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
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Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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