I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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