I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
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We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
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And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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