after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
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RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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