She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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