Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
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Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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