i just wanna soil my oats bro
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
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im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
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Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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