An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
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Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
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If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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