No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
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by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
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you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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