Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
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I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
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Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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