Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
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he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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