Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
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I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
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I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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