he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
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He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
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You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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