The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
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I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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