Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
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It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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