Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
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I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
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He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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