You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
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Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
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I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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