the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
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Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
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He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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