Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
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I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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