Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
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does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
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You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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