So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
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Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
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Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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