You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
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Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
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We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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